Sunday, June 29, 2008

Da Jesus Book



Ken found a Bible translation at Borders in "Hawai'ian Pidgin." It's called
Da Jesus Book. Apparently a lot of locals purchase this to witness to their friends. I was chatting with some very cute children while shopping for eye glasses the other day.

"Are you Hawai'ian?" I asked.
"Yeah."
"Do you know how to surf?"
"No. It's hard. Do you know how to skate?"

And the conversation continues until I realize he is not talking about ice skating, but skate BOARDING! He's never even seen an ice rink, so he's somewhat impressed.

I left that place wondering why he and his sister had such poor english, but as it turned out, they were speaking their local dialect!


Jesus say, "God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da kine life dat stay to da max foeva. (John Tell Bout Jesus 3:16)

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Monday, June 23, 2008

Church on the Beach



Ken attended church on the beach, just outside the Hilton Hawai'ian Village, on Sunday. He said it was Hawaii's version of the Good News Chapel. Except for the hula and lack of air conditioning.

See that tree over there? Yeah, that's pretty much it for shade.

It started with, "Please stand facing the flag and sing with us." First, God Bless America, then Star Spangled Banner, topped with America the Beautiful. It's inbred in Americans to stand and put their hand over their heart during these songs, so onlookers, sunbathers and the like were all standing and singing for church!

Miss Lillie found God at a Hawai'i beach chapel service...
I just wanted to tell you I got saved on Waikiki Beach when the Waikiki Beach Chaplaincy set up church around me and I just wanted to catch some rays. Well it was a time in a my life when the bottom had been pulled out. I went to Hawaii to escape and I found Jesus in 1976. Now my husband and I are serving the Lord full time with this (New Beginnings Home) ministry.

The beach chaplaincy ministry is alive and well. Faithful men and women brave the sweltering heat and have services, whether anyone comes or not! I went to an early morning chapel and no one else attended! I made a donation for an "Aloha Bible" to leave in the condo. I pray it will touch someones life.

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Bodies... The Exhibition

WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE SQUEEMISH.
SKINLESS CADAVER PHOTOS--



Ken and I had the chance to go to a limited engagement of BODIES The Exhibition while in Hawai'i. Not for the faint at heart, these plastinated human bodies and parts were fascinating and reminiscent of some kind of CSI episode.

I had a few favourites, such as a complicated and difficult dissection of a man's nerves, running from his brain. All you could see was his head, with the nerves coming out of them. I motioned Ken over and said, "This one's feeling a little nervous!"

He returned the favour:

"I have a split personality!"

"Has anyone seen my skin? I'm feeling a bit of a draft."

"Oh, there it is!"

Another favourite was the speciman where a body was cut up like a cucumber similar to what an MRI scan would observe.





All the bodies were displayed with respect and gave me an amazing education on the human body. Did you even know they have been plasticizing animals and man for years and years? In fact, the 14th Annual Plastination Conference is coming up in Germany next month. We've come a long way since earlier centuries of carving cadavers as quickly as possible in the race against rot.

In 2003 The Human Genome Project was successful in identifying the approximately 20,000-25,000 genes in human DNA and in determining the sequences of the 3 billion chemical base pairs that comprise it. In the same year, Dolly the sheep was cloned and lived 6 years after giving birth to 6 lambs.

Consider this!! What is next in this exciting world the Creator has given us to discover?! While this exhibit left Ken somewhat creeped out, he did make a two word comment in the guest book afterwards:

Intelligent Design



No matter what your view on plastination, the human genome project, cloning and the like, you cannot deny that the more we know, the more evidence we have of a Creator.

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Hangin' Loose in Hawai'i

Like Manitoba's Halfway Tree, it's half past our Honolulu paradise. Thankfully, Hawai'ian time runs very slowly. When we first arrived, it was around 2:00 a.m. our time, and I found myself stepping off the plane with this Cheshire cat grin on my face, that didn't seem to come off for days. Now, two weeks later, if I were any more relaxed I'd be a jellyfish!
The main building here is where we are staying. It's got an amazing view and it's right on the beach. The full kitchen is saving us loads of moolah as I can walk to the market every day for fresh fish, fruit and veggies.

We've been tasting all kinds of ocean fish. Don't tell his mom, but Ken said, "This was my worst meal growing up: fish and rice." But lo and behold, for the first time in his life, Ken is loving fish, and he doesn't need to order "the Captain's Platter" (deep fried and battered) at Red Lobster any more! We've enjoyed 'ahi (tuna), opah belly (moonfish), onaga (red snapper), mahimahi, and marlin, our personal favourite. The interesting thing about these large fish is that they are firm and meaty, boneless, and taste like really tender, moist chicken. We also eat fresh, locally grown papaya and pineapple every day. Mmmm.

The pace is slow and we're labelling the stages of this month in the tropics, each lasting about a week. So far we have experienced recovery and refreshment.

1. Recovery is all about relaxing the body.

2. Refreshment is about doing things that bring a spark into your psyche.

3. Renewal is the phase we are entering this coming week, which is a focus on our spirit.

4. And bringing it all together before we leave will be Readiness, or Reentry.


Maybe it all sounds the same to you, but you should see or hear the Hawai'ian language! Here's the latest word we learned, "Humuhumunukunukuapua'a." It's the state fish. Just try saying it smoothly without looking!

I've been running around writing "aloha" on everyones Facebook, but unless you have been to the land of Aloha, you don't quite appreciate it. On vacation I kind of turn into a type "b" personality, perfectly content to live a slower, quieter pace.

.We were fortunate to come during the Pan-Pacific Festival, as well as King Kamehameha Day, when everything is closed for a celebration and collaboration of Hawai'ian and Japanese cultures. There was a street party one night with 5 stages; a mini mosaic, if you will. The latter is Hawai'i's first King and is credited for unification and independence of the Islands. Both events had their own parade, so it was a weekend for sitting on the curb. Incidentally, we are right on the ocean side strip of Waikiki, where all this action takes place.

We've been making our list and checking it twice:

King Kamehama Day Parade. Check.
Pan-Pacific Festival. Check.
Snorkeling in Hanauma Bay. Check.
Boogie Boarding. Check.
Watching the sunset via boogie board. Check.
Sitting in a white rocking chair on a grand old beachfront deck. Check.
Mail postcards. Check.
Swim in ocean. Check.
Swim in pool. Check.
Day at beach. Check.
Tanning at the pool. Check.
Watching Hawaii 5-0. Check.
Shop Ala Moana. Check.
Buy red eyeglasses. Check.
Shop high end stores where a wallet is $400. Check.
(The devil wears Prada, you know.)
Watch largest privately sponsored fireworks in Hawai'i from the beach. Check.
Movie on the beach. Check.
Find the smallest sand dollar ever. Check.
Accidentally rip off the tentacle of an octopus. Check.
(That was Ken. What was it doing in the swimming area?)
Eat fish. Check.
Tour U.S. Army Museum. Check.
Eat at Cheeseburger in Paradise. Check.
Have devotions on the beach. Check.
Tour Father Damien's church. Check.
Drink Kona Coffee. Check.
Browse Art on the Zoo Fence. Check.

Well, I think you get the picture! If not, here's one more:
I walked to the farther area by the diamond head very early one morning, while Ken was asleep. As I sat on a bench and read my book and drank the Kona coffee I had brought along, I saw rain in the distance, over the ocean, and suddenly a rainbow. It was God saying, "I promise."

Being in Hawai'i for a whole month is such a privilege. It's an all expenses paid trip of a lifetime and it seems like every moment is a Kodak moment. You want to know the slackest job in Hawai'i? Weatherman. Every day is the same, high of 82 with slight trade winds to keep you cool.

Aloha, and we'll see you in a couple weeks!

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Tropical Paradise

This webcam is attached to our beautiful Hawaiian condo. If you keep it on long enough you'll see Ken and I going back and forth to the beach all day long! Aloha!!

To view the page, go to:
http://www.mycampage.com/cheeseburgerlandwaikikibeach

Enjoy!

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